chuck norris thread? :D

Posts : 44 Points : 78 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 31

chuck norris can make a triangle with 2 right angles
chuck norris killed a bear with an imaginary knife
chuck norris can make 2 parallel lines intersect
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Subject: Re: chuck norris thread? :D Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:24 am

1.chucknorris is so scary the buggy man checks under his bead for chuch norris.

2.chucknorris tears can cear cancer but one problem chuck norris doesnt cry.

3.chcuk norris is so riped under his beard he doesnt have a chin but another fist!

4.chuch norris doesnt have any chest hair anymore cause hair can't grow on steel.

Posts : 44 Points : 78 Join date : 2010-09-28 Age : 31

chuck norris can touch mc hamer

chuck norris was gonna be in mission impossible but was replaced by tom cruise because the title wouldnt make any sense

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow