yo mama contest

yo mama so stupid she locked her keys in her motorcycle

yo mama so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she was selling shade at the beach

yo mama so fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie

yo mama so fat u can see her on the world map




I know im not very good at this x)

Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.